two words: camo tux

I think Kelly had the best and most appropriate reaction the unholy sight linked to below: mother of God.

Now, how exactly did I come across this monstrosity you ask? We were first alerted to the existence of the "camo tux" in the blog of a girl Kelly used to be a camp counselor with. This girl, "B," is extremely southern... disturbingly so really... anyway, we basically read her blog every so often and then make snarky comments to each other because we are bitches like that. In her most recent entry, B gushed about going to her boyfriend's prom and was wondering what dress she would wear. She talked about her boyfriend's "awesome" tux, and described it as having parts that were camoflauge. I... What?... Why?

Clearly, this redneck fugliness required further investigation via a Google search. Said search yielded the website linked to below. And Jesus tap-dancing Christ is that ever ugly. Why?! Why does this exist? I mean, I guess I shouldn't be that surprised, especially considering that I live in Georgia, but my God.

I can just see their TV commercial: Come on down to Just Camo, where we gots camo clothes fer evr'y occassion. If yer a hunter, you can wear camo all the time! Even at yer wedding! Yee-haw! We have three diff'rnt kinds so can blend in with whatever trees there are. And we didn't leave out the little lady, we even have a camo garter for her!

I mean, being from the South, I really hate all the Southern stereotypes, and you are not helping us Just Camo. You are hurting America! Stop hurting America!


... Okay, I know this isn't really a big issue, but seriously who in their right mind would wear this? Apparently B's boyfriend. Classy, dude. And what was even better was that he wanted her to wear an orange dress to match. And he wasn't kidding. And she was considering it.

I weep for the future.

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